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From CrossFit Lisbeth:
CrossFitisms:
Just ’cause no one asked for it, we’re going to provide wretched “Aphorisms into CrossFittisms” . . .
When life hands you lemons . . . get them off the mats, you’re going to slip on those things.
If you don’t have something nice to say . . . you must be in the middle of the warm-up. Holy sh**.
Life’s like a box of chocolates . . . but who eats that crap anymore? Sugar’s gonna kill ya.
The early bird . . . is in the 5am class.
Stupid is as stupid does . . . but that can be kinda fun.
Every cloud has a silver lining . . . but those Nike Romaleos have metal in them. Sweet.
Easy come, easy . . . must be at the globo-gym because it sure as hell is not here.
Rome wasn’t built in a day. Because CrossFitters weren’t around then.
A quitter never wins and a winner never . . . drops an unloaded bar. Ever.
We’ll cross that bridge when . . . it’s on the 400m sprint. Otherwise, f*** that.
The bigger they come, the harder they . . . drop that deadlift.
The tough get going when . . . they get to Regionals.
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here. (Oh wait, we don’t have to change that one.)